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![]() Shrine of the Xok Lords
"They didn't want to be heroes, and that made them perfect for the job..."
Meet the Xok Lords in they order that they sat around the table from the Dungeon Master. The Dungeon Master, Vervodkin Pax, Regent of Vendeneer. The warrior from the steppes, Sir Kurgan, Knight of Amathast. Brooding and silent, he is Jonathan, the Cat Man. Scholar and wizard, he is the Magi to Wise Men. His name is Sage. A young adventurer from the north, he became Emperor. Anto Zahos. S'ym. Monk, warrior-errant, prodigal son and comedian. The elder, Ingold Inglorion. Enigmatic elf with a sword of healing.
"I have existed before the morning of the world and I shall endure after the last star falls from the heavens. Though I come to you in the form of Xavier Gallileo, I am all men as I am no man and therefore.....I am god."
"If you sing 'I got Rythym' one more time, I'll cut your balls off!"
"People...are bein' killed..."
Crash, boom, crunch...
"Look out! Here comes the ...Xok Chicken!!!
Crash, boom, crunch...
"How would I describe Kurgan? Think of the Warner Brother's Tazmanian Devil. Kurgie is like Taz with a sword...about the same IQ and language skills too..." "I've got an elven fighter with a sword that heals, a barbarian who tries to destroy magic items before we can use them, a wizard who spent more time studying sociology than spells, a beserker with a batwing helmet who kills people before we can extract information, and a catman comrade who knows more than he's telling us. Oh yeah, we got great chances to win this fight. I'll be glad to just live through it! ---S'ym, in route to Aries City.
"I tossed one of thier holy symbol into their commode. I can't wait until one of those bastards goes in to take a shit...KABOOM!"
Okay, Sage fires from the right, I'll move on the left, Anto runs up the middle, and we'll need Kurgan to...Kurgan? Where's Kurgan? Oh shit, Kurgan has wandered off again..."
How come you guys are raggin' on Kurgan all the time?
Sage? Sage who? Sage ain't my fuckin' leader!"
Oh, if you thought that was good, wait till we auction off the virgins..."
"....damn...."
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